Wear A Belt! Wear it at an appropriate level, usually somewhere above you're butt, and below you're natural waist. Belts should not be used to hold your pants up around your knees, as much as you would like us to believe, your legs are not a foot long, and your torso is not four and a half feet long. Respect the belt. Do not sit cross-legged, or squat, or do any sort of bending at all while not wearing a belt. Belts should not be worn as necklaces (crazy as it seems I've seen this), wearing a belt around your neck is a very easy way to be strangled, if someone just pulls on the end of it, you're dead. You're just asking to be mugged. Do not take your belt of in public, and definitely do not whip unsuspecting and innocent strangers with it. It's painful, and angering, you will most likely make enemies. Do not wear belts around you're biceps, I will assume you are about to shoot up. Wear a belt that fits, I do not enjoy muffin tops resulting from belts that are too tight. On the other hand, a belt that is too big defeats the purpose.
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